Copied from my friend Daniel Jupp:
When Boris Johnson says that today we should celebrate everything that makes England such a fantastic part of the United Kingdom, we should understand that he means:
Muslims
Ukrainians
Everyone except the English
Inner city slums
An anarcho-tyranny police State
The fantastic energy and excitement of ethnic based drug gangs
The opportunity for your children to be raped by people from anywhere in the world
And that he doesn’t mean:
Green fields
Norman churches
Immigrants who have actually integrated
Personal liberty
Your safety
Your ancestors
Or you.