I love this one. So the Clinton finance person, Mark Middleman, who arranged Bill's "Epstein underaged sex holidays" was found hanging from a tree with a shotgun blast to the chest. Coroner's verdict - SUICIDE!

OK - in Clintonland you can have ten shots to the back of your head and its going to be suicide. Not sure why anyone who has dirt on the Clintons, still hangs out in Arkansas (the pun here is entirely unintended but seriously dead on right?)

I would move to a remote island and not tell anyone where you are. But wait - the plot thickens faster than the blood coagulates in persons involved in Bill's underaged sex holidays - a woman, Ashley Haynes, who was associated with the suicided Clinton child sex advisor, Middleman, had died several months earlier in a paddle-boarding accident - and her death at the time was ruled unremarkable - no foul play was indicated at the time of the initial reports of her death.

But in the aftermath of Middleman's shotgun "suicide", reports emerged that the woman had been in contact with Middleman over financial matters in the days before her death. Ooops.

Then all of the sudden a report emerges from radaronline.com and we learn a few more detail's about Ashley's "nothing to see here move along" death that were not in the initial news reports - namely that Ashley's police crime scene report said that when the cops dredged her up from the bottom she was held down by her ankles with a green electrical cord tied to a pretty massive cement block.

Quite a detail to leave out. And her friend was like, "Yea, no, Ashley didn't go paddle-boarding with a massive cement block that morning." I'm sure.

I guess the coroner's will have to get even more creative than they already are to try to ex post facto killsplain this one away.

But wait it gets even more Clintonesque. Apparently the electrical cord holding Ashley at the bottom of lake was the same exact type and color of cord used in Middleman's hanging/shot gunning "suicide". Double Ooops. But it doesn't really matter, if the person had all their limbs hacked off and ten bullet wounds to the back of the head, any coroner discovering that it was a Clinton associate is going to rule, "suicide."

Not much more to say, we know how this goes, the police think its outrageous to think that this may be another in a long line of Clinton body counts. People always hang themselves while self inflicting shotgun blasts to their chest - apparently with their hands tied behind their back. Welcome to the land of "Magic Bullets" and the acrobatics of self inflicted shotgun wounds to your chest with your hands tied behind your back while hanging from a tree. That's life in the new America. Nothing to see here... move along.

- Harry Vox

https://radaronline.com/p/bill....-clinton-jeffrey-eps