Oh boy, they are sure getting in early with the next pandemic. They have not even had a chance to name it so it is just called "X" disease. Probably has no symptoms and is virtually undetectable but will be easily transmitted unless we all take the newly discovered government backed and guaranteed vaccine. Also you have to pat your head and rub your stomach while getting the injection.
Makes sense to me
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