A wife came home from work and went to the bedroom. She looked at the bed and from under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"

In Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.

The pump attendant obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him ina typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.

-Top of the mornin’ to yer, sir” says the attendant.

Tiger nods a quick “hello” and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

-“What are those? asks the attendant.

-“They’re called tees” replies Tiger.

-“Well, what on the god’s earth are dey for?” inquires the Irishman.

-“They’re for resting my balls on when I’m driving”, says Tiger.

-“Frickin Jaysus”, says the Irishman, “BMW thinks of everything!”

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